What's on your mug?

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

By SupremeOtter

I kinder way to call someone stupid.

person 1: you're such a goober person 2: no I'm not!

By somegoober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."

"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"

By PeppiTQM

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.

P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training P2: Are they coming to the training this time. P1: No they are a goober.

peanut

goober

By goober69420