What's on your mug?

A yellow 'fruit', (if thats wat ya wana call it!) That.. to put it bluntly, tastes gross!! EWWKk! dont eat bananas... sure, their gud 4 yuu!... ...but do u REALLY wana put ur taste buds thru that horrible mushy banananess & gross aftertaste that lingers even after ur 3rd breath mint????..... nahh... i didnt thnk so. :P..:D

Jim: Dude! I can't believe your eating a banana!!! Ben: *Takes experimental bite* *Makes unpleasant facial expression, a sign of disgust* Jim: Ha! You'll be tasting that for a while mate! Ben: *Walks away silently, dumping banana in nearest rubbish bin* *Still wearing expression of EXTREME DISGUST!*... :P :D

By lanibro.

*inside joke* John a joke that usually no one can resist laughing at TO MUCH CAFFEINE

John your nose is a banana Catherine guess what BANANA

By Andrew Vance Campbell

Ok so like, hear me out... scientific research at NASA has proven that the banana is the most bestest, most non-gayest vegital in all existence. Proven to cure cancer after one bite, the banana also grows your shlong. (To calculate how much your cock will grow measure your shlong and a banana. Subtract your cock size from the size of the banana, multiply by 3. The answer should give you an estimate on how long your shlong should grow). The banana also cures gay. So if your mom gay just give her a banana

Whoa, look at how much potassium he exorbed from that banana

By TRAPS R GAYY

Its a yellow fruit.. not that yellows a bad colour.. And its fury! And i've heard the little black bits on the inside are poisonous..WHY WOULD YOU WANNA EAT A FRUIT LIKE THAT?!

"DUUUUUUUDE ITS A BANANA!"

By Tom Fletcher-Mcfly.

a not so well know slang name for a cigarette

i saw emily and natalie eating bananas outside school yesterday so did you get the bananas i ased for?

By xxxno1caresxxx