69
The fucking number before 70
Hey There doing 69
By JimmyCooksRice
What's on your mug?
69
Just another number (between 68 and 70), except our Internet culture is so polluted by the impact of porn mentality that many users like this number only because it resembles a s3xual position. Seriously, why can't these people think of something else that is also similar to this number? For example, the astrological symbol of Cancer, the yin-yang symbol, or 1969 (the year when humans landed on the moon for the first time ever).
Me: *shows a yin-yang sign* Do you know what this is? Average Internetard: It's 69 in a special format. Nice! Me, an intellectual: It's a yin-yang sign, you uncultured fucktard.
By Almost a Philosopher
69
69 is when a girl is upside down like her head to the ground. and the guy is stiting up eating her pussy. and she would be sucking his dick. It's a sexual positon
Jane and Peter were doing a 69
By Kaliah
69
The number autistic redditors find funny.
Me: My grandfather is turning 69 Redditor: HURP DURP 69 DAS TEH SEXXX NUMBER LMAOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Me: Nigga what?
By BLAAAACK
69
Oral sex performed at the same time including two people. M+F, M+M or F+F
As he got her lay head to tail with him, he carefully spread her legs. He started to finger her she knew what to do. She pulled down his boxers and took his big, juicy erect cock in her mouth. They both increased their speed and they both screamed. Coming in each other's mouths. They feel asleep after a great 69ing session because 69ing is the best because no one is left out
By Dat bitch101