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An extremely handsome, caring guy. Amazing boyfriend material, loving and sweet. "Tonies" have great listening skills, and will lay around with you for hours. Will write sweet notes, and never forget an anniversary or birthday. Capable of making even the worst days better, and cute enough to kiss, a Tony is the best kind of guy. As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out. A Tony is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his chiseled jawline.

Tonys annoying

By dumest kid ever

The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.

"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"

By Shankyboy

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint. Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.

Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!" Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you." Manager: "FML"

By Steenbean

The mafia boss of the Simpson crime family controls the whole crime scene and a fat guy

Tony is the ultimate Simpson character

By ZT786123

An amazing person who is very talented yet no one notices. He's very nice and outgoing and always encourages people to be the best they can be. A loyal friend. Very good in English yet struggles a lot in math. Loves animals, especially dogs . Never fails to remind people how being positive and kind is the best thing you could ever do. An amazing sense of fashion and always gives amazing advice. Very funny and knows how to enlighten your day when you feel down.

Your so Tony

By quikstar