pie
pie (adjective) Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic. The word originates from the infamous "[Pedophile] Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of [people] who trade obscene material". Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make [people] uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young [people] under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa [2022] and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general [vibe] of something - such as someone's choice of clothing. "Dude’s at the club [like], ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less [crusty]." "She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there." "He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as [hell]." "Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
"Making comments like that about young [girls] is seriously pie — not okay at all." "She calls it a ‘[May]-[December] romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie." "Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie." "That [40]-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me." "The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. [Like], dude, you’re almost 50." "Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess." "Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high [school]? [Straight]-up pie." "I [like] Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie." "She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie." "Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there." "She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior." "He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie." "He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours." "She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial." "That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public." "His comments were [straight]-up pie, totally out of line."
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