What's on your mug?

The mini California, but better!

New Jersey and California even look alike!

By Pieman418

A prank that revolves around a huge lie pulled by the founders of milkhair records.

"Hey I heard Insight is gonna drop a verse on the J Parker CD." "Naw, I think that's just another new jersey."

By Jacob Barker

New Jersey is ..and im going to be real simple NJ is the best fckn state yo yea we say yo were not ashamed of what is said about us we enjoy all the haters if ur not from Jersey u wish u were we got the shore, best food places no other place in the country is better we love weed and have GREAT pizza shops and NO OTHER STATE THROWS WOOD PARTYS LIKE JERZY YO!!! LOVE TO ALL MY JERSEY BROS LONG LIVE THE 908!!!!!!!!!!!!

regular guy: "why are u soo amazing"? guy from jersey :"cuz im from new jersey so get the fuck out my way bro!"

By Pr0uD J3rziAn

an abandon beer. An abandon beer that has too much beer to waste, but not enough to enjoy.

barmaid: what's with all these new jerseys on the table? Do any of these belong to anyone? frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house! People need to keep track of their beers!

By Monique Ortiz

NJ is summed up in this quote. "I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it." ~author unknown

Definition of New Jersey

By Jersey boy