What's on your mug?

A women who sleeps with loads of people even though she has a child or children

She's not a slut she's a milf

By 18traceycammynguyen

Mother I'd Like to Fuck A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom. Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.

"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."

By OddDoctorMD

Original: Mom I'd Like to F*** However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!

Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF" Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"

By StitchHater

Mother i'd like to fuck

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf who is she?, Marriane

By brazzers

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter

Son: Mom, what is ur job? Mom: i do sex in movie. Son: Why you have sex in movie? Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass. Son: Why not human peepee. Mom: Because ur dad peepee small. Son: Why not sex other men. Mom: because human peenin is to small enough. Son: mom why not sex me? Mom: because u benis non existing Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,

By Roger Anderssen