What's on your mug?

An eating utensil that is not a good spoon and not a good fork. Can also be used when referring to someone that is below average or mediocre at an activity.

Lindsay Lohan is a real spork on the big screen.

By MizzouTigers

A spoon and a fork. Makes for a fun weapon

Ow... The spork hit my eye...

By Andro

An awesome assassin game played with a large group of people over an extended period of time. every player receives a spork and a target...the point is to catch your target when they don't have their spork in their hand and stab them with yours, therefore eliminating them. if you charge people to play, the remaining players split the money in the pot when the game is over.

"Did you hear? Sarah broke into Danny's house last night and sporked him while he was asleep...he's so mad!"

By GasMaskRequired

(1) To kill in the most inhumane way (2) Only the best thing ever created this side of heaven

(1) Some night around now, I'm going to spork Jacob. (2) Don't break my spork, I haven't eaten with it yet!

By Valerie Adams

1. A cross between a fork and a spoon 2. An alternate name for Spirk

1. Ricky: Sporks are the best utensil ever! 2. Fangirl: Have you seen Amok Time!? There was SO much Spork! ::sqeee!!!:

By The Closet Fangirl