1. When someone screws up beyond normal standards. 2. Someone makes themselves look like a douche-fag. To the point when you laugh your ass off. 3. When Evgeni Nabokov lets Johen Franzen score 4 goals in one period. Priceless.
"Did you see the wings games last night?!" "No, what happened?!" "Nabokov shit the bed, it was hilarious!"
By Drizzy Drake 19
get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it. see kin ell
Boss - "Not late today then?" Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"
By street smeg
Means something went terribly wrong.
Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."
By UrbanLynx
-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective. -2) When something no longer works.
~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out." ~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!" ~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"
By RJames1185
To really mess something up.
"damn, jake got fired,He really shit the bed"
By Jamie Yates