poser
some one trying to be something their not
Ashlee Simpson OH MY GOD!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS SO ROCKIN'
By zach
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poser
someone who tries to be something they aren't.
Mary, Nettie, Lorraine, and Lizette try so hard to make everyone believe that they are into the Rockabilly scene when in fact they are just pathetic posers.
By PREMIUM ROAST
poser
A computer program for creating 3D, humanoid models/animations. "Poser" should not be confused with "poseur", they are completely different words and if anyone tells you otherwise they are a poseur. A poser is also "a question or problem that is puzzling or confusing".
Person A: So did you download Poser yet? Person B: No way man, Poser sucks! I use 3ds Max. Person A: Man wtf?! Are you some kind of poseur or something? Person B: I don't know. That's quite a poser isn't it? Person A: No! It's not! You're an idiot!
By beatMaster-E
poser
Someone who tries very hard to be something they're not but never succeeds. A poser trying to be a "goth" will wear jeans and a band t-shirt. The band being a band they've only heard one song by. I used to be a poser, then I saw sense. I'm just myself now. My own Style. Simply just, me.
Sindy - "OMGZZZZ CHECK MY SLIPKNOT T-SHIRT OUT!! I LOVE IT! N SLIPKNOT, THEY'RE THE BEST BAND EVER!" Lucy - "Umm... what songs you heard then?" Sindy - "Can't remember the names! *awkward laugh*" Lucy - "Yeah..." But posers are often mistaked as actual goths by chavs (townies, scallies). But chavs are stupid and blind.
By Kits
Poser
[Someone] who tries way too hard to be something they're not, and at the same [time], fails while doing it. :] Which is [fun] to laugh at.
How Can You Tell Who's a Poser? Posers usually attempt to listen to whatever-subculture-they-try-to-be's type of [music]. But usually end up listening to sell outs or poser BANDS. They also buy things people [will] think are {LABEL}, so people [will] say, "OMG UR SO {LABEL}!" to them, mainly for attention. They also try to do EVERY EXACT THING one specific label does. ex. [Emo] - [Cut]/ Prep - Wear a lot of pink, hate other cliques -- These people [will] also SAY they do these things for... ATTENTION. Most often dress for attention as well. A very popular label that has many types of posers, is [emo]. Mainly because of the whole Black Parade Scene. {Dont get me wrong, I [love] My Chemical Romance} And many think it shows they're [cool], or want to look like a "non-conformist". Many can be found on {VampireFreaks].com Long story short is that posers are sorry excuses for everything. And many just want to look different. Labels are gay things that take people's originality away. There's no use for them, AND PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO BE THEMSELVES.
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