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Diarrhea

I ate some bad fish and had to go number 3 a couple hours later.

By Hot_Salsa

Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.

"Oof" "What is it, number 1? Number 2?" "No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"

By Pdg887

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement

I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3

By freeranger

Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.

Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom! Chris: What, #1 or #2? Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO

By -Ryan-

It's a rule on tiktok there's two though

"Number 3, man takes selfie with plane hijacker" and "Number 3, brown lady"

By h0wsh0u1d1kn0w?