What's on your mug?

A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.

Mario world 3 for nintendo

By penguin

a common and sexy italian name most likly to be a playa who can play the game well. he gets laid every night and is at least 8 inches. knows how to treat a woman and is a beast in the sheets

danmm mario is a freak in the sheets

By mario is a italianbeast

A Mexican who loves hot sauce

Going out to the bar with my boi Mario.

By Red Hawk 445

Usually a very handsome, smart and athletic guy. If he leaves you alone at midnight, when its raining and you have no clue how to get home, take it personal, because to everyone else hes super nice. So he either likes you or he hates you for absolutly no reason, there is no in between. Fuck you

Hello, its-a me, Mario!

By Malvon

Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started. Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me). Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size. They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in. Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you. When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.

You got any shrooms? Mario hears a princess in need of rescuing.

By Raw Doggy