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Gaydar

The ability/skill to detect homosexual tendencies or traits in regular, heterosexual looking people.

Ex. 1 *John walks out of the restroom* Dave : Hey John, where have you been? John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike. Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken. Ex. 2 Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot? Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks. Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry! Ex. 3 Darl : Fuck, my back hurts. Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage? Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you. Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.

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