What's on your mug?

An excuse for everything.

1) Teacher: "Why were you late Jimmy? Jimmy: "My blood sugar was low!" Teacher: "Ok." 2) Teacher: "Jimmy, you know, that you're only permitted one dessert!" Jimmy: "Oh my blood sugar is low." Teacher: "Oh OK then have a third one too!" 3) Principal: "Why did you go home after the second period, Jimmy?" Jimmy: "My blood sugar was high!" Principal: "Oh. Just forget, that you were even here!" Diabetes. (It would not let me post the example without writing it)

By DaDiabetic

to clarify, there are two types: type I is the case where the individual is either born with, or receives it at an early age. Is irreversible and the person most commonly has to live with it the rest of their lives. The pancreas either doesn't work entirely, or produces so little insulin that its insufficient to support the body. type II is when they're just fatasses and the pancreas still works, but the insulin can't reach all of the bodies cells through the bloodstream. hence the need for extra dosages of insulin. Both most commonly associated with having multiple shots a day and not being able to eat surplus amounts of sugar

"So.. what exactly IS diabetes then?" "uhhh.. you want the long explanation or the really fucking long explanation?"

By DocW@llington

Diabetes is a God forsaken disease. There are two main causes to this, for type 1 your pancreas simply fails on you, it was not their fault. On the other hand type 2 was definitely their fault for eating too many twinkies and big macs. Both types of diabetes may need insulin injections to regulate blood sugar. Type 1 diabetics will always have to either inject themselves, or get a manual pump. Type 2 diabetics may need injections, depending on their conditions. Hypo glycemic is when someone's blood sugar is very low, this could lead to a coma, or death. Hyper glycemic is when someone has too high of a blood star count, these effects include, vomiting, nausea, and lethargy. Please trust this information, I myself am a type1 diabetic, and at most I take 7 shots a day

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By PandaBoi1337

The disease that Matt Erjavec suffers from.

In addition to needing shots, Matt Erjavec's diabetes require a hug a day from members of the opposite sex. If he does not get this hug, he dies.

By kingdick

a disease some fat guy on a horse talks about. he usually pronounces it diabeetis

"with this new testing device diabetes is a piece of cake"

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