Crying
1. A Emo hobby. 2. One of the very few things Emos can do right. 3. A sign of weakness.
1. Emo: *sob sob* Some Guy: Was the matter, kid? Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY! Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit.... 2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away! Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!! Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob* Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS! Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER Announcer: Shadup. 3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME? Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.
By Dr. Crowley