Courage
There'[s] [lots] of [definitions].
First [female] pygmy boss commander- I'm going to show you ladies the [definition] of courage. Young man, climb this tree and extract some honey for me, I need some money. First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other [female] boss commanders that is the [definition] of courage. Second [female] boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do [50] push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down. Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive. Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too [long]. Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable. Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together. Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the [definition] of courage while the others are left speechless.
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