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''Mum, you are way toff'

By Pinkpoodles77

A derogatory term for the Welsh, as used by the English.

What are all those fucking toffs doing on our side of the border?

By lia

a toff is an upper class snob who rides horses and usally doesn't get out of bed for less than £1000000

being a posh snob is so great! its so good but i only get 1000000 every week being a toff is basically being rich!

By fuckor

The absolute dominance of one, who always was, always is and always will be the superior power among a certain topic.

I will toff the whole industry.

By Tweek Tweak

A British term co-opted by Australians analogous to the derivation instead though referring to someone/something you hold in high regard.considered top class A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status. A deadset legend. When something is good.

My mate Dirty Dingo, he's a proper toff cunt. Fuck yes brah, the toffs have rocked up, I was bored like a hole in the ground. You're toff lad That's toff as. I am a big Fan of that number 88 . Not only is he a dardy player, hes a absolute toff on and off the pitch. I agree Digger, Muzies are not toff. They're Putrid inbred dogs. Speaking of dogs, although we will be underdogs like Nathan Paddison gettin shagged in boneyard, The new age Crusade will be on home turf so atleast we will have that advantage.

By Adolphinpainter88