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table

a set of data arranged in rows and columns a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table" a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant" mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water" postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam" a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks" arrange or enter in tabular form

put the shit on my table

By michael jackson...yeah its me

Table

A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.

Where’d you leave the abortion pills? On the table in front of you. Idiot.

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