Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.
"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass". "But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!" "Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"
By wordbird
Transvestite. Some escort services list them as TVTS or 'Transvestite/Transexual'
See www.eros.com for examples. NASTY NASTY NASTY. That's just wrong.
By EB
What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.
Guy 1: Hey, we're gonna go to an awesome party tonight. You in? Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV. Guy 1: Fine then, whatever. -LATER- Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
By Ghizza Gazza
The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries. Tv is Satan’s hand-made object Don’t buy a tv
Timothy is watching tv Mother: GIMME THAT REMOTE Father: NO ME Sister: ME Timothy: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH
By u wish u were me :)
shortened version of television;people like to watch it a lot
Joe:Hey dude let's got watch TV. Ed:Ok.
By James Grimmer