What's on your mug?

everyone is attracted to Shrek. All rush to his side to be with him always. Shrek 5 will be about how he divorces Fiona and all the ladies come running!

Shrek is love, Shrek is life! <3

By 15-9-14-11

Love and Life

I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much.

By Jub is love

Shrek. He supports Brexit. He lives in the Arctic. He survived the Titanic. He was what caused it to crash. With his swamp water. Shrek.

Shrek is God. All hail shrek.

By Shrekfan101

The Great and all mighty Ogre. The king of onions. Lord of of the Great Swamp. He flies through your window to let you receive his love or his judgement. He will fill you with his onion love cumming from his 20 foot penis. One day he will rid us of those who hate him and his believers with his mighty roar he'll bring us to the Great Swamp.

Did you pray to Shrek today?

By thejamexican

Our lord and savior.

"All hail the mighty Shrek, behold all his glory as he steps into the holy swamp"

By CreepyBoboC5