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Prius

A hybrid (gasoline + electric engines) car made by Toyota that is great on gas but worse for the environment than a Range Rover Sport Supercharged. Battery material is mined in Canada, cargo shipped around the world to China, where it is combined with economy-strength steel (to be lightweight of course) and God knows how many different kinds of plastics, then final assembly is in Japan. Car gets cargo shipped back around the world to America and even further to Europe. Range Rover Sport Supercharged? Made in some little factory with a decades-old good-ol' boy derived V8 and strapped with a blower. Put on a tried and true Range Rover chassis and tweaked to be street-worthy. Shipped primarily to America.

Joe the Liberal: I just got a Toyota Prius! I'm doing my part to save the environment! Level-Headed Lenny: I drive a Chevy Colorado and don't do nearly as much damage as you do with that high voltage, tree hugging econobox.

By jimmydeanmcqueen

Prius

The ugliest piece of shit ever invented... the freaking japs are just angry that all their cars look like shit so they have to bring the ugliness to america. the prius is mostly driven by middle aged people going through a midlife crisis.. well heres an idea and shove your prius up your goddamn middla aged ass and shut the fuck up i think that everyone should buy a hummer and play demolition derby with all the little priuses in the world so that way we can flatten all of the uglies that drive a prius... ya digg?

Person 1: wow i love my new prius Person 2: Was it white? Person 1: Yeah why? Person 2:sorry i flattened it with my hummer because it looked like an oversized rodent and/or a wedge of cheese

By H8 prius

prius

An undeniably hideous piece of excrement, usually the product of a liberal, vegetarian resident of San Francisco. In recent years, the Japanese car company, Toyota, has been moulding this disgusting object into something that people can drive (like a car). How Toyota is able to do this has baffled scientists around the world. The most common driver of a prius is a person who created the original excrement (they're really in to recycling).

San Francisco has banned Happy Meals - why can't they ban people from driving priuses.

By Baraquisha Obananiqua

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