What's on your mug?

Someone the needs constant attention.

Samuel can't stop texting I hate that plant.

By cryoment

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.

“I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.” “?”

By bobbyturtle69

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

By Daddy long peen

A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.

“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.” “Yeah he’s such a plant!”

By Syphler_x

a person who uses the resources or supplies from someone else to make them look better.

That random girl in the mall the tweeted that picture of you is a plant! She's only using you for likes an retweets.

By jordann.brian