What's on your mug?

A gun. Or a large sum of money.

“I keep that pet on me !”

By Over yuugh

A PET, or Pussy Eating Tattoo, is a tattoo that a woman gets in the area below her belly button, between her hip bones, and above her vagina. The PET gets its name from being highly-visible and inches from your face while performing cunnilingus.

"Every time I go down on my girl, I feel like her tiger PET is staring back at me!"

By Micah, Mat, Pat

A derogatory term usually aimed at women.

Drunk guy: "You alright, pet?" Girl: "Jog on, asshole."

By miguelmiguel

Name which 419eaters/scambaiters use to define the scammers they bate.

My pet is confused again.

By Hoo Hoo Nick

A pet is a object or animal you keep inside or keep outside you can have more than one you have to get special things sometimes and pets can be sick or hostile

I just got a new puppy from a pet store

By Jasmine pierce