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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He'll always tell you how much he loves you. He's the kind of guy you wouldn't mind spending your life with. If you're dating a Malcolm, never let him go. He's always there for you no matter what. Malcolm can always tell when something's wrong and he can make it better. He's your soulmate. Malcolm will love you like no one else can. He's really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

He looks great like a Malcolm

By CanadianWeeb0407

The biggest peasant in the manor. Even the other peasants have power over him.

time for a beating Malcolm you peasant!

By Gimbae

he is a cute and loving boy that if you have his heart he wont let u go he is so sweet...he is just eveything a girl could ask for

damn did u see malcolm?!

By hasdghdhjkajdjedyuwhefw

He's like an orange m&m, Intimidating on the outside but a sweet treat on the inside. Once you get to know him you'll love him and his endless memes. Yes you'll have your up and downs, but the ups are what keep you going. He truly cares. He's not afraid of saying stuff on his mind. Downside is he uses gifs instead of emojis. I almost forgot, he'll steal your memes and trademark them without your permission. Gotta love the guy. (If you're name is Ethan please communicate at your own risk).

dAmN. Malcolm called me a moron then saved my meme. Gotta love that guy.

By Why you lookin

A person, generally a male, who is very athletic and has a very large penis that is good in bed. He(or she) has good genetics and doesn't appreciate to be "handed things," but likes to work for them. The girls love him but he only likes a few back, and is generally everybody's favorite or one of their favorite persons.

Hey have you seen Malcolm I sports he's unstoppable!! I wonder how big his penis is!

By Ultra mantan