What's on your mug?

"Does he like it Klaus? Does he like when he touches you with the feather"-Kienan said with German Accent

To klaus someone is to torture someone named Klaus with a feather

By Movie Producer Zack

Klaus-A tall, dark and handsome man who is Japanese. And I mean EXTREMELY JAPANESE. He has an amazing singing voice and probably was forced to play piano by his restricting japanese mother. He is every lady's dream. The only problem with Klaus is that he can only hold his breathe for 2 hours. Him and Jesus Christ Our Savior were gay partners back in the day, but don't fret, he isn't gay (he did it for the perks).

"Wow, I'm glad I brought a Klaus. I practice safe-sex." "Hooray! Klaus just ate godzilla and mothera!" "Sweety, I know you want to marry a Klaus so badly, but I think we all know that's not happening." Ice cream man-"Hey there kiddo, what would you like?" Boy-"I'll take one Klaus, extra sprinkles please!"

By Darthfoley

A simple but effective warning issued between close friends, when one or both of them have been or are about to go rogue. (Normally accompanied with a quick eye nod and slight raising of the eyebrows!)

*Friend lets off a fire extinguisher inside* "Klaus mate. Klaus" *Impatient friend wants to leave the smoking area and head back inside whilst you're talking to a hot chick* "Klaus mate, Klaus" *Friend drops his second pill of the night, 45 minutes after the first!* "Jesus mate, klaus!"

By Kingof leeds

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is slow or bad at there job!

Hey look over there..that guys been doing that task for over a hr! What a Klaus!

By Hom2436

KLAUS IS THE BEST CHARACER IN THE HOLE WORLD AND WILL ALWAYS BE. HE IS HOT AF AND HE IS MEANT TO BE WITH CAROLINE. (KLAROLINE IS THE DEFINITION OF OTP- THEY ARE PERFECT AND SO FUCKIN' REAL AND HAVE A LOT OF CHEMISTRY AND THE BEST SCRIPTS). HE IS THE BEST AND IS THE MOST CHARMING AND CULTURED AND LOVING AND PERFECT CHARACTER IN THE WORLD (AND HE HAS THE BEST FUCKIN' ACCENT AND VOICE IN THE WORLD). IF YOU DON'T AGREE I WILL FIGHT U (AND I WILL MAKE U REWATCH TVD AND TO UNTILL U SEE WHAT I MEAN)

Your teacher: can someone describe perfection You: Klaus Mickaelson Your teacher: exactly! A+ Someone dumb: hey that guy is hot Someone intelligent: WHAT?! Hace u seen Klaus? He is someone hot and intelligent and cultured and amazing and loving and has the best voice ever. That guy is no one compared to him.

By Klaroline4ever