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Kathleen

Kathleen is a very special girl, Kathleen is the most beautiful, most kind, most intelligent and perfect girl in the entire world. Her face shines so bright everywhere she goes that you will think you just experienced Nuclear Fission. Anytime you hear her speak, she will always make your day 100x better. Kathleen will fill your whole day with joy and happiness and make you fall in love with her. Kathleen has the most beautiful hair and smile. Her smile is very contagious and when she smiles, everybody around her smiles, too. Kathleen also gives the best hugs and she will never refuse a hug no matter the person. Having a bad day? Kathleen is there to give you a hug. Kathleen is very optimistic and kind, which makes for a great combination. If you ever find a Kathleen, hold her tight and never let her go.

I can’t believe I found a Kathleen. I’m so in love with Kathleen.

By Farm-boy_7130

Kathleen

An adult beverage consisting of one shot good Kentucky bourbon whiskey and six ounces Tab, served on the rocks with a slice of lemon and a maraschino cherry. Reputedly named for its creator, and favored by intellectuals, writers, grammarians, and teachers.

"Bartender, what would you recommend for a very thirsty English teacher who's looking for a good time yet wants to maintain her reputation and display her good taste?" "May I suggest a Kathleen, miss? They're refreshing AND sophisticated."

By Kitty825

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