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Houston

A crosstown street in Lower Manhattan. Uptown from there it's mostly numbered streets; downtown from there all the streets have individual names. Plus it's pronounced differently than that city in Texas. Epicenter of a giant shopping and historic district, with many loft apartments and stores in cast-iron former factory buildings in SoHo (South of Houston) and lots of small businesses, boutiques, and gentrification in NoHo (North of Houston).

In New York, Houston is proncounced "House-ton," not "Yew-ston."

By well, la dee dah

Houston

A big 'ol city with nothing to do. There's no culture. The art scene is a joke. Most of the live music you find is unoriginal and lame. Was the fattest city in the country for a few years. Home town of George W. Bush. Its Six Flags park, Astroworld, is the worste Six Flags park in existance. They sold their old crappy football team, The Oilers, who then became the Titans and went to the Super Bowl. So they put together another franchise with the most AWESOME name ever, the Houston Texans, who can at least beat the Cowboys. The biggest industry in the area is oil, the refineries and power plants are an eyesore and make the city one of the cheapest to live in. If it weren't for that, there would be absolutely no reason for the surrounding suburbs to be so rediculously crowded (mostly with Republican tools). EVERYONE drives, no one walks anywhere, and only Los Angeles has more air polution. NASA sucks.

Come to Houston, we got us a big ass hospital!

By The Drafted's guitar player

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