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Character from J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings. Schizophrenic and sexually frustrated. Alter ego, Smegel (the good one)

Gollum: Master betrayed us! We must kill him! Smegel: We can't kill master! We loves him.

By E change

Horny crack head who sucked on Frodo's finger all night long (since Frodo has no cock)

LET'S WATCH TEH GOLLUM SEX TAPE LOL!!!!111!!!111lol

By FAG GRENADE

a faggot who also doubles as a wanker

guy #1: wow your such a gollum guy #2: no, I'm just a wanker

By jnik

a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face

brian got gollumed by steve

By Bob Sanders

A Gollum is when your hair splits over your ear so it is poking through the hair. It is not desirable.

"Katie, you have a gollum; cover it!"

By LauraJaynePrior