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an Orwellian TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew [biased] "[conservative]" reports, politically biased claptrap and cutesy-wutesy reports as well as "instant [live] reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.

I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in Owensboro, Kentucky last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - Paris Hilton had just been released from the slammer. Whoopie-[fucking]-doo. [People] in the lounge were muttering [like] a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The hosers that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age bimbo with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow pinheads with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not [STFU]. I wish I had a revolver with me - I would've shot the [fucking] TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - [like] Elvis is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably [dumb] and full of shit, but the (F)ucking ([O])bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless droid. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you! Here's the shit. Come and get it!

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