What's on your mug?

the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

By Puhercules

over drinking:acting different and crazy. telling people your scariest and darkest secrets. loving on all people around you. skipping around like a bunny in a field of daises. trying on thongs and painting your toenails a poop green. eating what ever is in sight. acting like an idiot who doesnt know where they are and couldn't less. singing/yelling baby by justin bieber.

drunk guy: I have told you, that i love you? Girl: i dont know you

By your moms son

1. Past tense of "drink". 2. Your girlfriend's dad. 3. Spinning without moving.

1. You drunk my beer! 2. Am I right? 3. I am drunker than fuck right now!

By staccato brainstem

What i am right now its kinda like i dont give a shit about anything wow im not depressed anymore whooo.

I just dont give a shit man.

By stewfoo

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties. Caused or influenced by intoxication.

That nigga is actin wack, yo he done had one to many king cobra 40's yeah that niggas drunk.

By Supra