Someone who is a bitch, a pussy, a douche punk motha fukka. A vagina looks some what like the shape of a canoe, and is where a douche goes. So calling someone a douche canoe is calling them a pussy or a bitch.
"Man I cant stand that do0d. He's such a bitch." "Hell yeah he's a douche canoe for sure"
By theDunson
-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine) -This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention. -Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine) Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
By IceKold88
Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.
Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe... Dont be such a Douche canoe
By Boosh.Jgc
a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died
well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.
By cmz II
The worst kid of douche imaginable. This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars? 2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers. 3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
By Stigmata.