Dangling your highly elaborately decorated, and sometimes scented, rod into the sea, in the hope of catching a date (of the dried prune variety or otherwise)
I've just upgraded my rod to a bigger one. DO you think it will help me to get more dates?
By misskathica
When two people see each other regularly and have been inside each other.
Her friend to her: "So are you guys dating now or what?" Her: "Well, we've seen each other a couple of times and he stuck his finger in my mouth, so I guess we are."
By HumptyBumpty
A pointless waste of time... defined by massive usage of cologne and/or perfume, awkward sweaty hand-holding, and feelings of puppy love that usually dissolve in a few weeks (or less)
"we're dating, and, like, he, like, is picking me up in 10 minutes!" "wow, you, like, smell, really, like, strong!"
By h_diddy
American definition: Widespread social practice through which a guy happily whores himself out for a few hours to a costly female in exchange for hopes of getting laid and eventually a lonely night of sexual frustration. European definition: Final stage of courting whose female acceptance necessarily leads to bedroom fun in the immediate aftermaths.
“Hey Mike, how was dating last night? – Well the bitch asked for a ride home so I had to finish myself in the bathroom and spend the rest of the night sleeping on the crutch” “Hey Giorgio, how was your date last night? – Dude, she wouldn’t even let me finish dessert so I took her home and made her bite the pillow until she passed out”
By rafaleracer
for men = sex for women = love
for men = No baby, I mean... I love you and everything. for women = Say you love me...
By Nelly Jelly