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Cougar

An attractive middle-aged woman who is fit, active, confident, independent, somewhat bohemian and not yet brain dead who is attracted to younger men because most of the available men her age are opinionated lazy slugs with beer guts.

Girlfriend #1 to Girlfriend #2: "Why can't you find someone older? What's up with you and these younger guys? " Girlfriend #2 to Girlfriend #1: "Have you seen what's out there?!" Girlfriend #1 to Girlfriend #2: "You're getting the reputation for being a COUGAR." Girlfriend #2 to Girlfriend #1: "Yeah. So. And your point is?"

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