What's on your mug?

Slang for chewing gum

Anyone want a chud?

By Jack TSS

a baby bought into this world via the anus. a rather large poo (chud)

man i went to use her toilet and had to back away...she had left a huge chud in there. ergh!! look at the size of my chud!! smells like you just stood in chud

By savagelike

A mediocre looking girl who's overweight and has small tits. Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.

You couldn't pay me enough money to fuck that chud; she's a pig! Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her! Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind! Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD. Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.

By CGizzo

A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.

Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy? Friend: Yup, complete chud! Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud! Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog" Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"? Friend: What the one about the giant chud? Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD! Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD! Berty:........what's a chud?

By Simon Alnaimi

Name given to the homeless mental patients who were put on the street when the asylums closed. They were confused and scared so some returned to the closed asylum, the only place they felt comfortable.They live in the catacombs and go out only at night to look for food and clothing in the trashcans and dumpsters. They have excellent night vision and hearing, and they tend to be lean and strong. Their children are retarded and animalistic, and even more adapted to life in the wild. They avoid people because even being retarded,they know that an encounter will bring police in on them. Their dead are buried in secret places and not documented or marked. They have a habit of trading things for food or toys. They are tribal, and we think they have chosen a queen and we think she writes her name as ROWDY!

Do not meddle in the realm of the Chuds, for you are crunchy and go well with catsup!

By Snidely