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Auburn

Au·burn aw-bern noun 1. A reddish-brown or golden-brown color. 2. A small, town-like city in the heart of Central New York-- a peaceful land where soldiers, sailors and martians play songs for each other and run naked through the streets. Just kidding about that last part.

Person A: "Excuse me, Sir, may I trouble you with an inquiry as to what your favorite color might be?" Person B: "The F@#$? Auburn, fool. Auburn. Now GTFO my face!" Person C: "Wut..?" Bro 1: "So, uhh... where we goin', guys?" Bro 2: "Uh... it's 2:00am in The Burn. Where do you think we're going?" Bro 3: "Le sigh..." Bro 2: "!@#$ YOU, MAN! We're GOING!" ... Brosephine 1: "Welcome to Taco Bell, how are you tonight?" Bro 1, putting on sunglasses: "Release the doves!" Fire sauce +7!!!

By Luke989

Auburn

Auburn NY, Would you like to catch an STD well come on over and move to Auburn. Where your chance of receiving a disease increases by 70 percent.. Baby Mommas and Baby Daddies sleeping with each other passing there diseases off like the damn plague. But wait there’s more evryone knows your business better than you do. The houses are old and rundown, only a few nice apartments but the people who live in them are dirty. They kids be walking around with Jordan’s on they feet and snot coming out they noses. The parents priority are unbelievable they’re 4 year olds that cant even say full sentences or even know their ABC’s. This town is gross the prison is right n the middle of the town. Like who wants to like in Auburn it’s dirty and I can’t forget racists. Also Known By: Small Burn, Burn, AuHole, Auburn

Auburn is not a place you wanna live.

By Stretch3483

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