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The abbreviation for Sucker Idiolising Mediocre Pu$$y. A simp is a weak man who overvalues women. He will do anything. A classic example is Simon from the Inbetweeners, who simps after Carli all day in the hopes of getting with her. Most simps are often below-average, unfit, hairy and stinky, and have no self-awareness to the point they think they have a chance with a fit girl. Lol. Don't be a simp.

Simp: I am incredibly sorry to all the womxn in the world for my the patriarchy. Every womxn I see running for office, I will vote! Every victim of the patriarchy shall receive $50 from my bank account! Man (bc simps aren't real men): No, please don't. Go shave.

By bigboobies007

The opposite of a misogynist. A simp is a man who will bring himself down compared to a woman in order to consolidate him getting any coochie. Usually looked down-upon by fellow guys and unnoticed by women. This is a final/desperate grab at pussy, and more often than not ends up with misguided hatred towards women. Usually associated with the name Nathan.

Guy 1: Yo, what's the deal with Nathan and that girl? Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her. Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.

By Cakeswitdasauce

A word that’s over used and was supposed to be cool until all these lil ass kids started using it, they think just bc u like a girl your a simp, smh. And no racist shii but it’s mostly lil white kids saying it 👎🏽

Person: that girl over there fine asf Lil kid: SIMP Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga

By Johnson from New Jersey

a man that will do anything for pussy.

Yo, you know that Matthew Kandie kid? Yea, he's definitely a simp!

By diknegus

Experiment 239 Codename: Josh S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre. Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism. Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!" Josh: "Nonono, please no!" Mom: "Josh, you're a simp." Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

By GummoG