What's on your mug?

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

By eeaa24

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

By Supa.Immature

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

By Gucci goober

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers. To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.

Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere. Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.

By thiccbihhhh69

something a carson would say to his close friends

Carson: “you’re such a goober”

By Goober200000003