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Redneck

Considered once as "The "Nations" embarrassment due to fictional films such as Deliverance, Dukes of Hazard, Brokeback Mountain along with poor performance's from actors such as Luke perry and John Travolta. The true Redneck is forming into a classic tale Quasimodo. A dirt-under-the nail Patriot, secretly known as America's first line of offense of homeland security. With test proven tactical gear such as the 84' Scottsdale 4X4 outfitted with 44' swampers and a 6 inch lift. Land ,Sea and Air, is but of time issue. Camo Fatique is standard issue on any redneck for stealthy operations. a jug under the seat is any ration for motivation and a individuals boost of morale. At post usually blasting some form of Bocefus , a fav being "A country boy can survive" Rednecks are usually Identified under the flag known only as "Dixie". Years of hand to hand combat training has been administered by a local pub or dance hall..Weapons of choice range from long range deer rifles with hig powered scope for sniper div. Area clearing Double barrel shotguns, and enemy close engagement with side sheathed buck folder. With orders passed with any military through the chain of command Heavy players at helm are Walton and Johnson radio, Rush Limbaugh, and Glen Beck.

There's Rednecks in them there woods....

By 2chase3

Redneck

a redneck is someone who is a proud american. someone who stands up for his/her country. usaully a southerner. their proud of who they are. we dont listen to rap we prefere hank williams jr. we know how to get down on a saturday night. we love our pick-up trucks & our camo. not all of us are from west virginia, but those that are don't marry our family. (my family is from WV and we have a town named after us...i would know.) we do have fish frys and throw a hog and the pit in or front yard a couple times a year. we love the NFL and are diehard nascar fans. we live off Larry the Cable Guy qoutes. were friendly, not racist. we wont shoot you for looking at us. vegetarian is not in our vocabulary. not all of us are still obsessing over the civil war and fly the confederate flag becuase we know if we had one we wouldnt be speaking english we'd be speakin Chinese or some shitt like that. not all southerners are rednecks. TRY TO GET TO KNOW SOME REDNECKS BEFORE YOU FUCKING JUDGE US!

look at them damn rednecks they now how to party.

By Countryyy giirl.

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