Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%. It's works 2 different ways! ;)
Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!
By dont313mess
asshat (noun) Definition: 1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat. 2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair. Traits: • Oblivious to reality. • Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions. • Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions. Proverb 🏛️ “Those who can’t do… teach. Those who can’t teach… go into politics. Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.” — Canadian Dad Wisdom™
“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”
By FedUpCanadian
A husband that has their head jammed so far up their ass. Obnoxious, ignorant, severely stupid, completely oblivious, selfish and often wrong are some of his defining characteristics.
Gary was such a complete asshat for being so mean to his pretty princess when she was feeling mighty sad. Like a true asshat, he made everything about him.
By Garylovesbabydoll
A person who deliberately makes other people's lives fucking hell by lying, gaslighting, manipulating and stealing. Pissing you off makes them cream their pants (as does midget porn but that's for another day). A complete and utter fucking arsehole that wears hats. Asshat.
"Oi Kezza, did you see Jojo the other day walking around with jizz stains on her pants? She must be up to her usual tricks again, running around pissing people off. Nice hat though " "Yeah I did, man, what an asshat"
By Karmaarsehole