What's on your mug?

A guy with fuckin massive cock that penetrates chicks everywhere.

Holy shit Matthew penetrater me

By Matthew,,

Matthew is the charming lad that would be the one to be crying out his own name during sex. He has six greasy sausage toes on his middle foot and uses his sausage toes to strum his crusty guitar. he would also be the one to excuse, bless himself, and announce he is welcome after sneezing. Matthews often like to write poems and make juicy excruciating noises when getting out of bed in the mornings. They normally have a fetish for girls that have hairy inner-ears. Matthews are extremely funny and will always answer a question or statement with another question. They also tend to use the words sketchy, gnarley, juicy, moist, crevice, and bruh, when thirsty for the booty.

Matthew: *sneezes* Excuse me, Bless me, I'm welcome.

By SheerSteez

A man who has short stubby thumbs and a small dick. He likes to wear a backwards hat to make him feel better about his small dick. He likes men but is dating multiple bitched at the same time who are only with him for his money. They are only 4/10.

That kid matthew is a fag

By jerrygoldsteg

Mine

Matthew is mine

By Flange101

Matthew is a common name for a boy, who is a monkey that fell in love with a gay marine named Michael.

Matthew is in love with Michael!

By J the "Monkey"