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Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.

Ew, she's such a goobie head. My goober hurts.

By FilthyWeeaboo

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

By Little miss btchy

A better Goob

OMG Jaye! Ur a goober and that's better than a goob!! I luv u so much!

By JDRB

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company. Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

By SAFETY123

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?" "Nah, they think you're a Goober."

By hailthemotherland