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BRO

A BRO iS SOMEONE WHO WEARS: SRH SO*CAL METAL MULiSHA FAMOUS SPADES DiCKEYS WiFE BEATERS HATS TYPiCALLY HAVE STRECHERS/PLUGS HAS TATS :) iRON CROSSES! TYPiCALY LiSTEN TO: KMK SO*CAL TRASH KiNGSPADE SOME TECHNO RAP ROCK SOME DRiVE LiFTED TRUCKS, LiVE iN THE 909/951, ARE iN A KREW, FiGHT, BUT NOT ALL THE TiME, DRiNK, SMOKE AND PARTY. GO TO THE RiVER & THE DESERT & RiDEE. TYPiCALLY REALLY HOTT AND HAVE SPiKEY HAiR AND NiCEE BODYSS. HAVE SEXY GiRLFRiENDS aka BRO HOES.

BRO: "WAT R U DOiN 2NiTE?" BRO HOEE: "NOTHiNG WHY?" BRO: "MY KREWS GONA HAVE A FiGHT 2NiTE U SHOULD COME." BRO HOEE: "OKAY :]" BRO: "BEFORE WE CAN GET TACO BELL" BRO HOEE: "NO!"

By xBiTCHiExBROxHOEx

Bro

A guy who only shops at No Fear and drives a lifted truck that has never seen dirt, snow, rocks, or mud. They often have long black socks and dickie shorts. They almost always have a flat billed hat on sideways. They love Metal Mulisha but have never sat on a dirtbike ever! Bros like to get drunk and stoned then cause trouble ussually a misdomener. The female bro is a bro hoe. They have blonde hair with black underneath and wear tall flip flops and are posers and white trash. the "BRO" loves the southern Cali area like 951 and other gay Cali whatnot. Bros are people who want to be like Metal Mulisha exept never touch dirtbikes. They are just in it for the fashion and dont want to be called a "wigger" it's really pitiful actually. If you are like me and shop at No Fear because you like the dirtbike and metal mulisha clothes and ACTUALLY ride dietbikes and other Extreame sports other than just sateboarding then you are not bro. Remember most bros are posers who just like the fashion at No Fear and act like dumb White trash guys, and have no job and live off their mommy or daddy. and talk shit and cant back it up.

James:did you see those dumbass bros at no fear today!! Luke: hell yeah they bought some stickers and gay SRH shirts James: Hell yeah dude it was so funny when you went in and bought some Tie downs with your cast on from your dirtbike racing crash... and then told the cashier what happend while those posers just gave us dirty looks! Luke: yeah, then I said how much I hate posers who shop at No Fear then those "bro" pussys got mad and threw a crooked punch. Then I elbowed him with my cast in the face!! James: his nose was broken so bad! Then his friends teamed up on us 4 to 2 and we kicked the shit out of them Luke: Then we got kicked out of that mall. Its too bad we got banned for life!

By Luke from the 602

bro

A chill motherfucker that pounds nattys along with bitches, sometimes at the same time. Bros also get an excessive amount of dome, and sandwiches. They also refer to their bitches as slampeices who are usually in the kitchen making the bro a sandwich. Bros are usually pwning unbros in COD in their spare time while there slampeices are either making them a sandwich or giving them head while they play.

Guy: did you see those chill ass homeboys on the football team known as Jordan Thurman and Dylan McCumsey? Ho: Yeah i gave them both road dome, then gave them a sandwich i had ready in my purse Some bro: so chill

By chill101

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