Brandon
Lacrosse player and drummer, has a huge dick and is amazing in bed, has dated strippers and eaten their hearts for breakfast, but is extremely nice at the same time. Athletic, tattooed, pierced, and sexy. Makes a great friend and boyfriend for any girl.
Person 1: Hey, I saw you got a new boyfriend... Person 2: Yeah! His name is Brandon. Person 1: OMG!!! Really he's really cute! Person 2: I know, his dick is huge too. Person 1: Do you have a picture of it? Person 2: Da fuck? I'm not showing you Tinker-twat!!!!
By ohmycod