A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.
"I really want to fuck a Matthew" - Said every smart person ever.
By bluegreengrass
a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you
person 1: my life is miserable person 2: and i'm assuming its because of matthew? person 1: correct
By swimmergrlweatherspoon
A retard who likes to steal my animal crackers. He does not like jesus at all. He steals my locker code and opens my locker when he wants to. In total he is a poop.
Girl one: Matthew ERASED JESUS OFF THE BORED!?!? Girl two: LETS SHOE HIM!!!
By retarded ninja
a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.
i hate all matthew's
By -bil-
if you come across a matthew in your path you are very unlucky. they tend to be very unloyal and like to completely disregard your feelings and your opinions on certain situations. if you ever have a matthew as a boyfriend terminate it immediately as they tend to break hearts after making you fall in love with them first.
who made you fall in love with them then left and tried to worm there way back in after realising what they lost? Matthew Fuck you matthew xx
By yourFavBae