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A human being who was bought using only one platinum.

"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"

By Tittyspanker47

More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.

Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!

By Yee Mage

A boy that is so swole he has to re-sew the button on his Oxford collared shirt so his muscular neck will fit. He has many other muscular body parts too, such as his giant dick.

Did you see Brandon's bulging neck muscles? I bet he had to re-sew that button on his Oxford shirt so it would fit!

By babykd

A loving and caring guy. He accepts anything the woman has to offer. He is an amazing boyfriend and can carry a long relationship. The sex life is great and so is he.

Hey look, it's Brandon!

By merrianwebsterdictionary

1. Quite possibly one of the most prestigious man to walk on the face of the earth. 2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women. 3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness. 4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky. 5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming. 6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to. 7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.

Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!" Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!" Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!" Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"

By Burritos11