What's on your mug?

The easiest way to understand The Game is if you know the rules to it (please read below =) Basic (and currently definitive) rules: 1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremely simple fact.) 2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game. 3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game. 4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it. (b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game. The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game. 5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare. 6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!) (b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7). 7. There are only two ways to win The Game, and those are: i) to truly and honestly forget about it completely. (This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won. This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it {and consequently lost}. ) ii) if the president of the united states goes on television and announces, "i lost the game" 8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as the unspoken purpose of The Game is to get as many people playing as possible =)

random person # 1...(screams), "i lost the game" random person # 2..."you bitch"

By Asher Nathaniel

Its the game where if you talk about the game, hear the game, see the game, or even think about the game, you lose that game. If your not thinking, hearing, seeing, or talking bout the game, your not playing the game; so theres no way to win the game.

hey, guess wat. wat? the game. ...damnit

By DanceOrDie

The exact opposite of what relationships are supposed to be about: honesty and vulnerability. If you put on an act to get laid, chances are that you are doing so only because you want to impress your friends or impress women. Although if you are living your life merely to impress women or impress your friends, you are not really standing up for yourself. Don't ever feel that you need to change who you are to impress the crowd. Stand up for yourself and stop playing the game!

I thought that playing The Game was supposed to make people more confident and assertive. Hmmm, instead it seems to make people insecure losers who are unable to accept themselves and feel ashamed if they are viewed as unattractive by their peers. More like the image of self confidence and assertiveness rather than honestly feeling that way.

By anonymous6812

The Game is a non-tangible, ever-present game that is quite frequently lost. This game is constantly lost by Scotsmen and Irish people who think of Italy in terms other than "goin' down."

By thinking about Mr. Ciceroni like that, my Irish background has automatically caused me to lose The Game.

By ScotsIrishPwns

A stupid game that imature kids in my high school all play, including me. The rules are simple: (1) You all have to play the game. (2) If you think of the game, you loose. (3) after loosing, you are eligible to play five minutes later. Oh yea, you all just lost.

Walking to your friends and saying, "Hey guys, guess what!" Guys- "What?" You-"The game!" The guys just lost. Have fun! Also, see annoying

By eric fussell