What's on your mug?

The possibility that your name is Hoyte, is VERY high.

Person 1- "I'm a redneck" Person 2- "So your name is Hoyte?" Hoyte- "How did you know?!"

By PersonWhoIsCurrentlyBored

After reading all of the above definitions, it has become clear to me what a Redneck is: Someone who can spell better than those who denigrate him, construct intelligent thoughts and sentences, someone who is proud of their country and heritage, someone who is secure in themselves, someone who is self-reliant and hard working, an independent thinker with a sense of morals and, mostly, someone who is not hypocritical. It seems like many of those who think Rednecks are something bad are the same people who hold Bill Clinton (Southern, sexual deviant, liquor swiller, no moral standards) in high regard. Hypocrites. You LIBERALS should zip up your mouths - your minds are showing.

Rednecks are realists, not idealists. The socialist utopians will not reign because the Redneck is real.

By Denny

A cool ass white person.

yo, you crazy ass redneck hillbilly sons o bitch.

By Mardom

Southern country person constantly under crying baby-like pressure from the metropolitan intelligensia to be as miserable as they are. Oh and those 'Rednecks' are also the people who put the food on America's plates. What a waste of space they are.

WAH! redneck! WAH! inbreeding! WAH! feed me!

By M

Decent, proud of heritage, usually of Indian heritage, blatantly honest, high morals. Real Rednecks are the salt of the earth types that hold true to what is right and wrong, are decent, hard working, faithful to friends and family, not ashamed to stand up for strong morals and common sense. They are NOT the green toothed, inbred, black hating, idiots that are portrayed in the LIEbral media from tv to the movies and print. They are from every corner of the earth, and they come in every nationality. It is the pure decency and no quit attitude among them that sets them apart from the people that are out to destroy that common thread among good people everywhere. They are from every walk of life. The ones that can't stand them and are the nay sayers here are the same that want the world handed to them on a platter, have no morals, own nothing, will not work, and are otherwise just a sponge on society and a blight on the world's good people. They hate anything that decent, hard working people (Rednecks) stand for such as family, morals, integrity, tradition, common sense. Source: Cherokee Loner, The South

God said, "I should have known that dang Redneck would take a bite of the apple.

By Cherokee Loner