What's on your mug?

a goofy poo who says they're john pork. I MEAN LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE

Joey = john pork

By jaxksskittle

Joey is a good man. He will literally take your breath away! He will write you poems and tell you that some of the best days of your lives have yet to come. He will call you beautiful everyday, and tell you that he’s been wishing for you his whole life!!! He is not corny. He’s a real man, a good man, a man you would want to spend all the days you have left with! All he wants is for you to be happy, and you think to yourself “how did I get so lucky?”

I'm Always thinking of you, from the Start of the day until the end, it feels so easy Trying life with you, i will always keep Reminding you of your beauty, building something with you is Ideal to me, i like you i want you, you're all I Desire. It’s so easy with Joey!

By Your Pocahontas

a 'Spastic'; someone of subnormal intelligence.

see 'Joey Deacon', of Blue Peter fame Circa 1981

By James Coppard

either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.

"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!" "yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey." "i think i love him" "no, he just looked at you."

By lollipop lamoureux

your local retard.

joey is too stupid to get into UCSD

By joey021