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Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

By Brandon (no bitches)

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?” Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie” Person 1: “yh him”

By Top Tier Taurus

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩

whos that cute ass guy over there? it’s brandon!

By suf1

The single greatest president in U.S. history. In just the first 2 years of his term, he: Pulled us out of Afghanistan Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody. Ended Roe V. Wade Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war Ended Covid BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission? Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

By muzzy101

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports

Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football

By Krayons 213