What's on your mug?

When you have sex with a female that just lays there like a dead fish.

“Was that pussy gas?” “Fuck no that bitch a tombstone”

By Grett barbo

Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.

Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.

By samkejwjwj

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.

Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."

By Hym Iam

A description for a hung and heavy male reproductive organ, usually in reference to it's weight and width resembling an actual tombstone & usually having many bodies attached to its experiences

Girl 1: Jeremy is so handsome. I'd let him all over me Girl 2: Gurl you can't handle him, Samantha told me he was carrying a tombstone in his pants

By KamuiShortsGamer